Schizophrenic Planners

Having just gone through a briefing of a whole load of creative where I had to 'brutally reduce' stuff to its bare bone purest form I now have to strategize, intellectuallize, twatize, glamourize, maximize and supersize, the idea in a long paper to sell it to the client...does anyone have the phone number of a specialist shrink in shifty schizophrenic planners?